Political Ads

Nothing pisses me than hearing political ads. It’s a pain both in the ears and the eyes. I think they have jumped on the Postmodern wagon and said what I do is also an art. Well, it’s not art, it’s just crap all of it. But at the same time, it amazes me; the things politicians in the Philippines are capable of doing during elections. Mind you, they will sing and dance, even when they can’t. Be so approachable during the campaign and then forget you when they get the position.

The unending noise barrage sung to the tune of the day, proclaiming their good agendas and characters. As if everyone believes them. Their huge and redundant posters all over the city smiling like their some model. I say it’s all pollution, both noise and eye pollution. Not to mention all the trash and garbage they create before, during and after the election.

One politician that annoys me most is Villar. It’s so too much in ones face. If he wins this election, I don’t know what will happen.

Luckily, I found a much better version of one of his annoying ads. Thanks to Missy from Sampaloc, Manila.

Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng kubeta?
Nagpaputok ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada?
Yan ang tanong namin?
Tunay ka bang isa sa amin?

Nalaman mo na mapapagdroga ka nya?
Tutulungan tayo para magsindikato.
At ang kanyang plano’y magnakaw tayo?

Si Villar ang tunay na pahirap
Si Villar ang tunay na walang gilagid
Si Villar ang may kakayahan
At gumawa ng sariling sugalan
Si manny Villar ang maghahakot ng ating kayamanan.